The news has come out, the boots have dropped, and every day represents justice, representing the people who execute your comrade Sima Nan, because of tax evasion and a fine of over 9 million, he has been declared a disreputable artist. This scourge, which deceived public opinion and harmed the market with patriotic business, has finally received its due outcome.
Looking back at Sima Nan's multifaceted life, he is an epic-level film emperor. This is absolutely not sarcasm, but sincere admiration. Teacher Sima Nan took a wrong turn; if he had chosen to act, he would have absolutely crushed Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, and other big names. Even compared to Marlon Brando, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, and Anthony Hopkins, Teacher Sima would not be outdone, casually winning Oscars until his hands cramp.
Because so far, no one has achieved this: without background, without music, relying solely on the eloquence of an old man, discussing everything under the sun, he has managed to attract 65 million fans online. These people, like drinking fake liquor, are intoxicated and deluded, being fooled to the point of crying out loud. He is a phenomenon-level clown. Sima Nan has created a model of "anti-Americanism is work, going to America is life." The super support from his fans and the waves of nationwide ridicule have created a massive uproar, but Teacher Sima holds the red flag steady, absolutely a master of balance.
Only someone like Sima Nan, with iron teeth and bronze teeth, can articulate the golden phrase that anti-Americanism and going to America are mutually acceptable. He is a standard two-faced person; to live better in America, one must work harder against America. Anti-Americanism is a necessity; only with necessity can one earn money, and only by earning money can one enjoy life in America. Teacher Sima has successfully completed a closed loop.
But Sima Nan forgot another famous saying: "When you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back." Sima Nan, who often walks in America, ultimately still got his shoes wet. He thought he was on vacation in America, unnoticed, but was unexpectedly caught by an elevator. This is not Sima Nan's fault, nor the elevator's; it can only be blamed on America, and Sima Nan was urgently sent to the hospital. But the problem is, getting caught by an elevator is even more miraculous than being kicked by a donkey; this is not only international news but also a global super dark humor, which was eventually exposed by American media. The American media finally said that this person who got his head caught seems to be called Dead Horse, and he is also an internet celebrity... This was then discovered by some people back home. From then on, the title "Sima Caught Head" emerged, and new figures in history appeared, each leading the trend for three to five days.
He is a two-faced person. Ever since being caught by the American elevator, Sima felt that his team was hard to lead; the imperialist forgetfulness is unyielding, and someone is always watching this patriotic big V. As a result, it was discovered that Sima Nan has multiple properties in America. After being firmly stated and marked on the map, Sima Nan vehemently denied it and even specifically refuted: "I have reiterated 10,000 times: I am a Chinese citizen, a resident of Beijing, and a resident of Dongcheng District in Beijing. Our family has no foreigners, no green cards, no one living abroad, and no one residing overseas... I love the human fireworks of Beijing."
But what netizens are asking is whether you have bought a house in America, not where you live? Nor are they asking if there are foreigners in your family? Netizens then asked, do you really have a house in America? Sima Nan again responded sternly: "I am a Chinese citizen, a resident of Beijing, and a resident of Dongcheng District in Beijing..." But being a resident of Dongcheng District does not prevent you from buying a house in America, right? Netizens asked again, and Sima Nan replied: "I love the human fireworks of Beijing." Just because you love the human fireworks of Beijing does not mean you do not like big houses in America. Sima Nan is just treating a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
Later, when asked again, Sima Nan made a big move and directly reported his detailed home address: "No. 8 Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng District, Beijing." Some good-hearted people took a boat to check, and it turned out that the "No. 8 Nanluoguxiang" that Sima Nan mentioned was actually a public toilet. Besides Sima getting caught by the elevator, this is another world-class big humor; it turns out in the toilet, no wonder he talks so much nonsense! Understood, from then on, everyone is clear. Taking pride in playing with the toilet and enjoying manipulating public opinion.
In the end, after the solid evidence of buying a house in America, Sima Nan finally released a video: "In 2010, my family bought a small house in America for a total of $250,000." Please note, first, it was my family that bought a small house in America, not me, not me, not me. Secondly, please note, do not confuse the issue; it is a small house, can a small house be equated with a house? A white horse is not a horse; a small house is not a house. This is the tactic of Sima stirring the muck, a skill honed in the toilet.
No wonder Sima is sometimes human, sometimes ghost. Sometimes he speaks with righteous indignation, scolding a certain live-streaming sales host, even shouting angrily in the live stream: "Tax evasion is a crime, and the law must make tax evaders pay the price." But now, regarding his own tax evasion, Sima Nan shifts the blame, saying, "I trusted the MCN company to pay the taxes," I did not do it intentionally; I was ignorant. Just a little tax evasion, can it be considered tax evasion? The matters of live-streamers, can they be considered theft?
Heavenly actions have their constants; they do not exist for Yao, nor do they perish for Jie. But from a historical perspective, Yao's existence is still inevitable, and Jie's demise is also inevitable.